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ONCE UPON A QUARK-PARABLE-PLAY EXCERPT – COMING IN 2010 COPYRIGHT 2010 BY DEW PLATT. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

Once Upon a Quark (A Parable-Play Excerpt)

By Dew Platt

Once upon a quark, in the beginning of time, in the very beginning when there was no record of time, before anything of value that could be seen or admired existed. It was before the time before there were designer shoes and shopping malls to display them and before there were legs. Oh speaking of things of value, legs, human legs with which to display the shoes. Yes, before those existed, legend has it that there was matter and antimatter. These two were opposites and as it is usually the case with opposites, they didn’t know whether to have sex or fight. If they had had sex, they would have given birth to humans, thereby skipping the generations and generations of crap, evolution as legend has it, ages of ax clubbing, wife snatching, concubine murders, idiots and fools ages, civil wars, slavery, genocides, World War 1, World war II, World War III…wait…that hasn’t happened yet. Anyways, if only they had mated, they could have skipped all those shenanigans, sleeping with other peoples’ wives, senseless killings, sensible killings, gut wrenching stupidity, savagery and tragedy and would have given birth to the human being.

These fools decided to fight instead and their collision was supposed to give birth to something else entirely. Their collision, although they didn’t know it at that point would nullify their existences. So I take it back. They’re not just fools, they’re idiots, wiping each other out like that when they could have procreated. But within their stupidity was this higher calling legend has it. Their nullification will give rise to a perfection–pure energy. I know what you’re thinking. Where was the soul? The soul can not be antimatter and be pure energy at the same time. But what you should be asking is…where was matter afterward. What could have given rise to matter after such a huge nullification process occurred? This legend has the answer, one which no book of history has captured thus far. There was an electron. Against this notion of perfection and purity was an electron, a single distinct electron in rebellion. And as matter and antimatter prepared their collision, it prepared to leap out of orbit, resulting in a loss of energy in turn, to give rise to impure energy which gave rise to matter. And as the electron made this quantum leap, a neutron in reasonable co-reaction screamed, “Quack!” Oops, I mean, “Quark!”

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